Quammi is Qool

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Just the other day, I had a rather strange experience. A kid from across the street was playing with my door knob.

It happened during a work break. I went downstairs in the kitchen to fetch something to drink, then heard some soft but still weird noises coming from the front door. I open it, and find this sweet little kid who had opened the storm door and seems to have been playing with my fingerprint scanner (I have replaced my door lock as I always lose my keys).

We then had a rather interesting dialogue.

Q: Woooow! How did you know I was here?!

I: What are you doing here?

Q: Do you know where Chris is?

I: No.

Q: Have you seen yesterday when Chris mom took him somewhere?

I: No.

Q: Do you know Chris?

I: No.

Q: OK.

[he starts to close my storm door]

I: Hold on a second! Why would you ask me about Chris?

Q: I knock on doors a lot.

I: You live across the street, right? [He nods affirmatively.] Who else did you ask?

Q: Nobody.

I: Look, next time you have a question for me, you can just call me. My phone number is 416-XXXXXXX [I have an easy to remember word mnemonic]. Imagine you’re at home, you hear strange noises from your door.. That’s kinda weird, right?

Q: That IS weird.

I: Also, if you find yourself at my door again, make sure you close my storm door properly. If you leave it open, the wind will break it.

We then shook hands, like real men do. I hope he’ll keep his promise.

Overheard, neighbour, neighbor, neighbourhood, neighborhood

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